Search for a Life Partner
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Loading ...When I was in junior-high, all I wanted was a girl with great figure.
In high school, I dated a girl with great figure, but there was no passion.
So, I decided I needed a passionate girl.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency and she cried all the time.
So, I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.
She never got excited about anything.
So, I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She was directionless.
So, I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her.
But, she was so ambitious that she soon divorced me
and took everything I owned.
Now, all I want is a girl with great figure!