brain tumor

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?
A. The joystick is wet.

Q. What do a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. A brain tumor.

Q. What is a blondes cheer?
A. “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N…. oh well, I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea, yea, yea!

Q. Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A. That is what they train for all their lives.

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.

Q. Why did the blonde get excited after she finished a jigsaw puzzle in only two months?
A. The box said 2-4 years only.

Q. What did the blonde say after she was asked if she had ever been picked up by “the fuzz?”
A. No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits.

Q. What is a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.

Q. What does a blonde do if she isn’t in bed by 10:00?
A. Takes her purse and goes home.

Q. Why is a blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A. It swells at night.

Q. What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s butt?

A. A brain tumor

A man goes to his doctor for a check up and the doctor says:- “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re going to die, and you only have six months left.”

When the poor bloke gets home, he tells his wife he has AIDS and only has six months to live and goes out for a beer. He gets pissed up and tells all his mates he has AIDS and only six months left.

Two days later he meets his doctor in the street and the doc says:-”I see you’ve come to terms with your terminal condition, everyone in town is talking about it. But tell me why are you telling everyone you have AIDS when I told you it was an inoperable brain tumor that’s killing you?”

“Oh,” said the man “I’ve come to terms with dying, but I don’t want anyone f*cking my wife after I’m gone!”

Doctor : I have a bad news and an even worse news for you, Mr. Johnson.

Johnson : Well..I’m ready. What’s the bad one?

Doctor : You have a tumor in your brain, and about 24 hours left to live.

Johnson : Now, what possibly can be a worse news than that?

Doctor : Well..I’m very sorry Mr. Johnson. It’s just that I should’ve told that yesterday.