lewinsky monica
The pause that refreshes
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Loading ...Q: What do you get if you cross Monica Lewinsky with a Coke?
A: A Blowpop
What Bill Clinton said to Monica
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky?
A. I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election!!!
Loose Lips
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What is the difference between a drunken sailor and Monica Lewinsky?
One is a seaman who can’t hold his liquor the other is a licker who can’t hold her semen.
Chelsea lawsuit
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you hear that Chelsea Clinton is sueing Monica Lewinsky?
Chelsea is claiming that Monica swallowed her brother!!
Cupid, Aphrodite, and Clinton
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...Cupid asked his mother (the goddess of love), Aphrodite if Clinton really did cheat on his wife. It goes something like this….
“Mom, you know a lot about love, marriage, and adultury, did Bill Clinton really cheat on his wife, with Monica Lewinsky?”
“Yes, but he didn’t mean to.”
“That f**king a**hole!”
“Hey, don’t speak about your father like that!”