married couples

Once there was a bellhop named Joe. and one day, three newlywed couples came to stay for a while.

The first couple walked in, and Joe noticed that the wife was a nurse. He thought, “Wow, what a lucky guy. Nurses are supposed to be really pretty. I think I’ll stay up late and eavesdrop on their room.”

Then the next couple came in, and Joe noticed the wife was a telephone operator. He thought, “Wow, what a lucky guy. Telephone operators have sexy voices. I think I’ll stay up late and eavesdrop on their room.”

The next couple came in, and Joe noticed the wife was a teacher. He thought, “I feel sorry for him, married to a teacher. I bet they won’t have any fun.”

Well, Joe’s boss told him to leave and come back for breakfast serving. The next morning, he waited for the teacher’s husband to call for breakfast. The phone rang, and he answered, and it was the nurse’s husband requesting breakfast. He went to their room, knocked on the door. When the door opened, the man was in his pressed pajamas and his hair was perfect. He said, “What happened?”

“Oh, it was terrible. All I heard was, ‘You’re unsanitary, you’re unsanitary.’” And he went downstairs.

The phone rang, and he answered, and it was the operator’s husband requesting breakfast. He went to their room, knocked on the door. When the door opened, the man was in his pressed pajamas and his hair was perfect. He said, “What happened?”

“Oh, it was terrible. All I heard was, ‘Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.’” And he went downstairs.

He waited and waited for the phone to ring, and it did around 4 o’clock in the afternoon. He answered and it was the teacher’s husband requesting breakfast. He went to their room, knocked on the door. When the door opened, the man was in his boxers and had scratch marks on his chest and back. Joe said, “What happened?”

“Oh, it was GREAT! All I heard was ‘We’re doing this and we’re going to keep on doing this until you get it right!’”

There were three couples at the Pearly Gates. The first one walked up and asked to come in. St. Peter said, “I can’t let you in.” The guy said, “Why not?” He said, “You liked alcohol so much that you married a girl named Brandi.”
That couple walked away bummed.

The next couple walked up and asked to come in. St. Peter said, “I can’t let you in.” The guy said, “Why not?” St. Peter said, “You liked money so much you married a girl named Penny.” They walked away bummed also.

The next guy said, “No use in us going up there. Come on Fannie.”

Wife says, “Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.”

Husband replies, “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.”

Three married couples had decided to take a cross country tour for the summer in a Winnebago trailer.

They started in New York and on the early morning of day 7 they decided to stop at a bed and breakfast for a bite to eat.

After the waitress brought their food the first hushand said, “Please pass the honey, Honey.”

The second husband said to his wife, “Please pass the sugar, Sugar.”

The third husband didn’t want to be out done, but could not decide on what to ask his wife to pass him.

After a while he looked on the table and said, “Please pass the bacon, you PIG.”