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Define the Word
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Loading ...I was teaching my fifth-graders their weekly vocabulary lesson in reading class and was working on using the word, “afford,” properly.
I called on a little boy named Michael, and I asked him what he thought the word, “afford” meant.
He, very innocently, replied, “It’s a truck.”
Michael Jackson
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?
A: He heard boys pants were half off.
Some Old, Some New, All Bad
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Q: What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
A: One says “Hey, you, get off of my cloud.”
The other says, “Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe.”
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with…. the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: How do you recycle toilet paper?
A: Hang it on the wall and bash the shit out of it.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night??
A: Hanson.
Q: Why are roach clips called roach clips?
A: Because “pot holder” was already taken.
Q: How can you tell if you’re at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, a Mexican, an Italian, a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Nun walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “What is this? Some kind of Joke?”
Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A: The man.
Q: What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A: Christopher Reeves got the electric chair …. and O.J walked!
Michael Jackson vs. Greyhound
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do Michael Jackson and a greyhound have in common?
They both wait for the hare to come.
The History of F
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Top Ten Times in history when using the “f” word was appropriate:
10) “What the f**k was that?” - Mayor of Hiroshima
9) “Where did all these f**king Indians come from?” - Custer
“Any f**king idiot could understand that.” - Einstein
7) “It does SO f**king look like her!” - Picasso
6) “How the f**k did you work that out?” - Pythagoras
5) “You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?” - Michaelangelo
4) “I don’t suppose it’s gonna f**king rain.” - Joan of Arc
3) “Scattered f**king showers… my ass!” - Noah
2) “Hand over the f**king tapes?!?” - Nixon
And the number one most appropriate reason to use the “f” word….
1) “Who the f**k is going to find out?” - Bill Clinton
