Seatbelt
There was a man driving when he spotted a policeman.
He turned to his wife and said, “Quick! Grab the steering wheel while I get my seatbelt on!”
The policeman approaches the car.
The policeman says, “I know you weren’t wearing your seatbelt!”
The man replies, “Yes I was– ask my wife!”
The policeman says, “Well, ma’am?”
His wife replies, “After all these years, I’ve learned one thing… not to argue with him when he’s drunk!”