Seatbelt

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There was a man driving when he spotted a policeman.
He turned to his wife and said, “Quick! Grab the steering wheel while I get my seatbelt on!”

The policeman approaches the car.

The policeman says, “I know you weren’t wearing your seatbelt!”

The man replies, “Yes I was– ask my wife!”

The policeman says, “Well, ma’am?”

His wife replies, “After all these years, I’ve learned one thing… not to argue with him when he’s drunk!”

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