Second Chance
There were three dead men. One was an Italian, one was
a millonaire, and one was gay.
God told them they could have a second chance in life, if they could stay away from the things they love the most for one day. The guys said ok.
“PUFF”– they were alive again.
They were walking and all of a sudden the Italian guy smells Italian food, so goes ands eats the food.
“PUFF” — he’s gone.
Well the gay guy and the millonaire walk down the street and the millonaire sees a quarter on the ground.
He bends down to go pick it up and..
“PUFF” — they’re both gone.