Seems a Little Cloudy
Elderly Harry was in the hospital. Every time this young nurse came in, she talked to him like a little child. She would say, in a very patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning??!!!”
Well, this a story of revenge. Harry had received breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray and put it on his stand. He had been given a Urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple, and you know what Harry did with it.
The nurse came back in and picked up the urine bottle and studies it. It seems we are a little cloudy today . . .”
At this, Harry snatches the bottle out of her hand, pops off the top, and chugs it, saying, “Well, I’ll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it better this time.”