Selected Bumper Sticker Sayings

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Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

If At First You Don’t Succeed…
Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name

Illiterate? Write For Help

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over
[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

Ax Me About Ebonics

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

Don’t Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

Heart Attacks… God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down, Before He Admits He Is Lost?

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