Senior Moment
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park for every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each other’s friendship.
One day, the younger of the two ladies turns to the other and says, “Please don’t be angry with me, Dear, but I am so embarrassed. After all these years, what is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can’t.”
The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed and says nothing for two full minutes. Finally, with tearful eyes, she says, “How soon do you have to know?”