Settle out of Court
(3 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...Two straight guys were playing a round of golf when they noticed two gays ahead of them. They decided to have a little fun so they started to aim their shots near where they were playing.
After a couple of balls landed a little too close for comfort the gays decided that the next time a ball lands close to one of them, one of them would fall down and make they were hurt and then they would sue the straight golfers for the injuries.
Sure enough the next shot from one of the straight golfers landed right next to one of the gays, so he fell down and made like he was unconscious.
When the straight golfers got up to them, the one gay started in by saying, ” Hey what kind of idiots are you? You seriously injured my friend and now we’re going to sue you!”
One of the straight guys says to the gay, “Why don’t you suck me.”
At this the gay says to his buddy, “Charlie, get up. They want to settle out of court.”