Sex Ed.
A little boy came into the kitchen where his mother was cleaning the dishes.
He tugged at his mother’s skirt and said “Mom, can I ask you a question?”
His mother turned to look at him and saw him standing there with his hands cupped together .
“Sure honey, go ahead.”
He looked at his hands and said, “Are there boy grasshoper’s?”
“Yes, honey.” she replied. The little boy looked in his hands again and said,
“Are there girl grasshoper’s?” She thought to herself Oh, no he’s too young, ” Uh, no honey.”
The little boy clapped his hands together tight and said, “FAGS!!”