Sex on a Sunday
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Loading ...A Preacher was concluding his Sunday sermon at the Church of
the Ozarks when he said “Before we adjourn to Miss Ida’s fried chicken lunch, I’d like you to feel free to ask me any questions you have.”
Miss Daisy, the most beautiful young lady in the congregation raised her hand. “Preacher,” she said, “Is sexual intercourse permitted on Sunday?”
“Well I don’t know right off,” replied the Preacher, “but
I’ll find the answer right here in the Good Book.”
He thumbed through the Bible for a few moments and announced “Here it is, Miss Daisy. You listen up, now.
‘The Lord said six days thou shalt work and the seventh day
thou shalt rest. Thou shalt not work thy manservant, thou
shalt not work thy woman-servant, thou shalt not work thy ass.’ Well, Miss Daisy, if you can have intercourse without workin’ your ass, the Lord says it’s OK.”
