sex or brownies?
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Loading ...One day there was a woman waiting for her husband to come home from work.
When he got home she said, “Listen, I need you to fix the stairs, they are creaking again.” Her husband replied, “Look, I had a hard day at work all I want is to have a beer and go to bed. Does it look like I have carpenter written across my forehead?” So he had his beer and went to bed.
The next day when he came home from work his wife said, “Listen, I need you to fix the pipes, they are leaking again.” Her husband replied, “Look, I had another hard day at work, all I want to do is have a beer and go to bed. Does it look like I have plumber written across my forehead?” So he had his beer and went to bed.
The next day he came home from work and asked his wife, “What is it, what do you want this time? Yesterday it was the pipes the day before that it was the stairs. What do you want now?” His wife replied, “Oh, nothing dear, the neighbor came over and did it.” Her husband replied, “Oh, that’s good, how much do we owe him?” She said, “Nothing, he said I could either bake him a tray of brownies or sleep with him.” Her husband asked, “Well, what did you do, bake him a tray of brownies or sleep with him?”
She replies, “What does it look like, I have Betty Crocker written across my forehead?”
