She was so blonde that….

She Was So Blond…

…she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
box because
it said “concentrate”.

…she put lipstick on her forehead because she
wanted to make up
her mind.

…she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

…she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK”
and “DONT
WALK”.

…she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

…she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

…she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

…she tried to drown a fish.

…she thought a quarterback was a refund.

…she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.

…if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d
get change
back.

…they had to burn the school down to get her out
of third
grade.

…under “education” on her job application, she put

“Hooked On
Phonics.”

…she tripped over a cordless phone.

…she took a ruler to bed to see how long she
slept.

…at the bottom of the application where it says
“sign here”..
she put “Sagittarius.”

…she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

…it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

…if she spoke her mind, she’d probably be
speechless.

…she studied for a blood test …and failed.

…she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

…she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

…she thought she needed a token to get on Soul
Train.

…she sold the car for gas money.

…when she saw the “NC-17″ (under 17 not admitted),

she went
home and got 16 friends.

…when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home,
she moved.

…she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone
bill.

…when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice instead.

…when she took you to the airport and saw a sign
that said
“Airport Left” she turned around and went home.

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