Shocked Mailman
A mailman was on his usual route when he delivered a package. After ringing the doorbell, a little boy answered. The mailman needed a signature so he asked the little boy if his mom was home. The little boy replied, “Yes, but right now she is out back fucking a goat.”
The shocked mailman asked the boy if that bothered him but he only replied “naa-a-a-a-ah.”