Siamese Twins
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Loading ...One sunny Tuesday afternoon, in a bar in Normandy, France, a Barman notices two guys sitting in the corner leaning on each other. The Barman, feelng a bit homophobic, goes over to these two and says,
“I’m sorry, but we don’t accept gay people in this bar! There is a lovely gay bar down the road if you are interested!”
The couple look angry and one replies,
“I’m sorry to tell you, but we are not gay! We are in fact Siamese twins who are joined at the shoulder!”
The barmen looks aghast, and says,
“I am sooooooo sorry! Let me give you anything you want! I have the best wine cellar in France, take a couple of my finest cases! Free of charge!”
One of the twins replies,
“I’m sorry, but neither me or my brother like wine! We’d just prefer a nice soft drink now and again!”
The barman, a bit disappointed with the twins says,
“Well, you must have come to taste the fabulous French Bistro! Why dont you let me rustle up a fabulous 7 course meal tonight, on me!”
The other twin decides to speak and says,
“I’m sorry, but we don’t like French food that much! We’d just prefer to have fish and chips from our local chippy in Birmingham!”
The barman is a bit worried now, so says to the twins,
“Well, what about France’s amazing scenery? I own ten 15 acre fields, why don’t you have one of them for your own personal use?”
One of the twins reply,
“I’m sorry, but were not the kinda people who go out and savour the countryside. We’d much rather stay in and watch the English footie on a Sunday afternoon!”
So the French barman looks at the pair in disbelief! He says,
“O.K., so you don’t like the French wine, you don’t like the french bistro and you don’t like our countryside! What do you come on holiday in France for?”
The twin on the right says,
“It’s the only chance that my twin brother gets the chance to drive!”