Sign Of The Times
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Loading ...These are supposedly actual signs. You be the judge. Whether or not they are real, they sure are funny!
In the front yard of a funeral home,
“Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
On an electrician’s truck,
“Let us remove your shorts.”
Outside a radiator repair shop,
“Best place in town to take a leak.”
In a nonsmoking area,
“If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door,
“Push, Push, Push.”
On a front door,
“Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.”
At an optometrist’s office,
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a taxidermist’s window,
“We really know our stuff.”
On a butcher’s window,
“Let me meat your needs.”
On a fence,
“Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”
At a car dealership,
“The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a muffler shop,
“No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
In a dry cleaner’s emporium,
“Drop your pants here.”
On a desk in a reception room,
“We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room,
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
In a Beauty Shop,
“Dye now!”
In a restaurant window,
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.”
Inside a bowling alley,
“Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”
In a cafeteria,
“Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.”
