Signs Of Aging
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Loading ...Top 10 Signs You Are No Longer A Kid……
1. Your back goes out more than you do.
2. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
3. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
4. You are proud of your lawn mower.
5. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
6. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
7. You wear black socks with sandals.
8. You can’t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
9. You talk about “good grass” and you’re referring to someone’s lawn.
10. You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
