Signs your copy of Titanic is a bootlegged
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10. Instead of Leonardo DiCaprio, it’s some guy named “Leocarpo Dinardio.”
9. Movie ends; boat doesn’t sink.
8. You’re pretty sure the original version didn’t include a guy smoking weed in the front row.
7. Since when did Celine Dion’s theme song begin with “Love…exciting and new…”
6. It’s rated X, and the first three letters of the title are suspiciously capitalized.
5. Stella won’t get into a lifeboat without her groove.
4. In first two minutes of movie, “Jack” character says, “Hello, and welcome to ‘Bassmasters’.”
3. The ship explodes after its speed falls below 50 miles per hour.
2. You could have sworn Tommy Lee wasn’t in the original.
1. You live in Mother Russia.
