Signs You’re Broke…
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Loading ...1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”
2. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
3. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
4. Long distance companies don’t call you to switch anymore.
5. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
6. Your bologna has no first name.
7. Sally Struther’s sends you food.
8. McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
9. You give blood everyday…just for the orange juice.
10. At communion you go back for seconds.
