Siren

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A little boy had a little red wagon and he had his dog tied up to it. The boy was sitting in the wagon as the dog was pulling him very slowly.

A man walks by and says to the boy, “You know that if you tied that rope around the dog’s neck instead of his balls he would pull you around faster.”

The boy looked at the man and replied, “Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have the cool siren.”

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