SIX DOUBLE VODKAS
A guy walks into a bar one day and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.”
“Wow!” says the barman, “You must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yep. I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day, the same guy walks into the bar and asks for another six double vodkas. “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too,” he explains.
On the third day, the guy walks into the bar and orders another six double vodkas.
“Damn! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?” asks the barman.
“Yeah, my wife.”