Skinny Dipping
Under a leaden sun, two vacationing secretaries were riding bicycles.
When they found a cool river by lush green trees, the gals stopped to swim in the only bathing suits they had brought . . . nothing at all!
After a refreshing swim, to dry off, they did limbering exercises.
Suddenly, the noise of a loud motor was heard, and the nude nymphs jumped behind two of the trees.
Thirty seconds later, an Army jeep pulled up alongside the road. A soldier, dressed like a leopard, jumped from the vehicle and hollered, “Third Camouflage Section, MOVE FORWARD!”
And all the beautiful trees marched away.