Sky Diving
The day before John was to get married he confided in his father that he was scared and asked him his advice as to what he should do.
John’s father said, “Son, you must follow your heart as to what’s right but I will tell you this story of the last time I was scared.”
John’s father continued: “The year was 1969, I was a paratrouper in the 101st airborn. We were instructed to jump from ten thousand feet into a hostile enemy zone. As I watched the rest of the company jump from the plane, I became very scared. When it was my turn to jump I refused. The Sergeant looked right at me and told me to jump. Again I refused his order. This time the Sergeant said: ‘Private, if you don’t jump I’m gonna shove my big dick up your ass’ .”
Amazed at his father’s story John asked: “Did you jump?”
John’s father replied: “A little at first.”