snail in a bar
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Loading ...There is this snail and he is feeling thirsty so he goes to the bar and orders himself a drink.
“Can I please have a water?” the snail asks.
“Sorry, we don’t serve snails hear!” the barman replied.
“Just one!” the snail pleaded.
“Sorry, no can do!” the barman replied. “And if you ask again I will have to take you away.”
“Please!” the snail persisted.
The barman took his forefinger and curled it into his thumb and flicked the snail out the open window.
A year passed and the same barman was working at the same bar when the same snail came in again.
“What do you want this time?” The barman asked, annoyed.
The snail replied, “What did you do that for?”