snakes on the nude beach
Two friends are lying on the nude beach, suddenly a snake comes by, and takes a bite of one guy’s dick.
His friend runs to the nearest emergency post, and tells the whole story.
The girl of the emergency post says:
“You’ll have to suck the poison out, otherwise your friend will be dead in 15 minutes.”
He runs back as fast as he can. His friend is still lying there, and as soon as he see the friend he asks: “What did they say?”
The friend answers: “You will be dead in 15 minutes.”