Snappy Replies
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Loading ...Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers
before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give you a job. I don’t need
much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the
right person in this case. You see, I won’t be of much
help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car
around it.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly
the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I’ve still got mine with me!