SNAPS
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ADD a bed SUBTRACT your clothes DIVIDE your legs so we can MULTIPLY.
Yo mama got more extensions than AT&T.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea she was taking a swim.
Yo family so black if they hold hands they look like a stretch limo.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
Yo mama so fat she wore black and white and evryone started screaming Free Willy.
Yo mama so bald headed when she gets in the shower she gets brain washed .
Yo mama so bald if she wears a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
Yo mama so fat to have sex with her you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Yo mama so ugly I took her to a dog show….. She won.
Yo mama so ugly you can press her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so nasty she only changes her underwear evey 3000 miles.
Yo mama so stupid she gave your uncle a blow job to help his unemployment.
Yo mama house so small the welcome mat only says wel.
Yo house so small I dropped my hanky and there was all 2 wall carpet …..In every room.
The government wont let your mom wear an X jacket because helicopters keep landing on her back.
Yo mama so fat after sex she smokes ham.
Yo mama has a vibrator ……with a gas engine.
Yo mama got a glass eye and always saying I’ll keep an eye out for you.