SNEAKY SNAKE
This really happened in 1976.
A woman saw a snake slithering across her kitchen floor and screamed for her husband.
Husband comes running out of the bathroom and stepped on the dog.
Husband gets down on the kitchen floor to look for the snake. Dog comes up behind and as his cold nose touches the husband he faints thinking it is the snake.
Wife calls paramedics who rush to the scene and load husband onto stretcher. Snake decides to make appearance at this time. One of the paramedics is startled and drops his end of the stretcher causing husband to crash to floor breaking his leg.
Don’t know if snake was ever caught.