Snickers really satisfy…
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...This couple are just married and they go to their hotel suite. The groom is really pumped up. It’s his wedding night and he’s finally going to get some. They get to their room and he’s ready to pounce on his bride, having already stripped. She stops him and says she’s starving and would he run down to vending machine and get her a Snickers. He says, “But I’m already naked!” She says “Please I just know that I’ll be able to concentrate and do wild things to you if you do.”
Well, after hearing that, he figured it would probably be in his best interest to do this little errand. He opens the door, peeks out and sees that the coast is clear and makes a dash for it. While at the vending machine, he figures he had better get two just for insurance.
When he gets to his door he realizes that he has no key and he can hear that the shower is on so his bride can’t let him in. Just then he hears some people coming down the hall. It’s 3 nuns in their 90’s. He figures they are practically blind and that if he stands real still in his door frame they won’t see him.
They get to where he is and, since they are not able to see real clear, stop because they can make out the Snickers bars and think it’s a vending machine. So one nun puts a quarter in his lips and yanks at his “peter”. He makes a little squeak and drops a Snickers. The second nun decides that she too would enjoy a Snickers bar and does the same. He then drops the second bar. Well, the third decides to make it unanimous and puts her quarter in his lips and yanks at his “peter”. He has no more candy bars so there is nothing to drop! The nun is very persistent because she really wants a candy bar.
After a minute or two she goes back to her fellow nuns. They say, “Did you get your candy bar?”
To which the nun replies, “No, but I did get some nice hand lotion.”