Snooze Control
A two year old girl was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. The girl kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mother was resting, her eyes closed.
With about six other patients waiting, the little girl marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder.
“Mommy,” she yelled, “Wake up! This is not church!”