Snot Nose Smith
A little girls begins her first day at a new school and the teacher tells her to stand up and tell everyone in the class her name. She stands up, faces the class and says loudly, “Snot Nose Smith!”
“Young lady,” the teacher says impatiently. “This won’t be tolerated in my class, now say you correct name”
“Snot Nose Smith!” She repeats.
“Look here Miss Smith, this is your last chance. Now what is your real name?”
“Snot Nose Smith!”
The teacher finally gets tired of this game and orders her off to the principa’ls office. The little girl heads toward the door then turns around to her brother, “Come on, Fart Face, she ain’t going to believe you either.”