Snow Job
An eskimo is having trouble with his snowmobile, so he takes it to the shop. The mechanic tells him to stop by later for the estimate.
Later that day, the eskimo returns and asks the mechanic, “What seems to be the trouble?”
The mechanic says, “Well, it looks like you blew a seal.”
The eskimo wipes his mouth vigorously and says, “No,no, I was just eating some ice cream, honest.”