So Much for Instructions
After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., this father finally gave up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighboring yard.
The old-timer came over, threw away the directions, and in a short while, had the set completely assembled.
“It’s beyond me,” said the father, “how you got it together without even reading the instructions.”
“To tell you the truth,” replied the old-timer, “I can’t read, and when you can’t read, you’ve got to think.”