So, where ya from?

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These two guys are sitting in a pub, getting hammered. One turns to the other and asks, “So, whe’re ya from?”

“I’m from Dublin”, the other replies. “Dublin!, me *hic* too…bartender, get us a beer!”

A moment later he asks again, “Where did ye *hic* go ta school?” The man answers, “St. Mary’s, *belch* graduated in ‘46.”

“St. Mary’s? 46!?”…exclaims the man, “Tarbender, *hic-belch* get us another beer!”

“So, what part of Dublin did ya *belch* grow up in?”

“The three hundred *hic* block of Baily street,” the man answers.

“THREE HUNDRED BLOCK OF BAILY STREET…! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Tarbender, give us another *hic* beer!”

Another patron asked the bartender, “What’s all the commotion about?”

The bartender says, “Aw it’s just the Murphy twins getting drunk again…”

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