So, where ya from?
These two guys are sitting in a pub, getting hammered. One turns to the other and asks, “So, whe’re ya from?”
“I’m from Dublin”, the other replies. “Dublin!, me *hic* too…bartender, get us a beer!”
A moment later he asks again, “Where did ye *hic* go ta school?” The man answers, “St. Mary’s, *belch* graduated in ‘46.”
“St. Mary’s? 46!?”…exclaims the man, “Tarbender, *hic-belch* get us another beer!”
“So, what part of Dublin did ya *belch* grow up in?”
“The three hundred *hic* block of Baily street,” the man answers.
“THREE HUNDRED BLOCK OF BAILY STREET…! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Tarbender, give us another *hic* beer!”
Another patron asked the bartender, “What’s all the commotion about?”
The bartender says, “Aw it’s just the Murphy twins getting drunk again…”