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A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, whom he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.
“Were these dishes EVER washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.
“She replied, “They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.”
He felt quite apprehensive, but not wanting to offend, blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious, and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled, “Here, Soap! Here, Water!”
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A pastor reluctantly accepted a dinner invitation from one of his parishioners named Mrs. Brown. Knowing that Mrs. Brown had a reputation of being an unkempt housewife, the pastor was understandably apprehensive when he sat down at the dinner table in Mrs. Brown’s home. Looking at the plates closely, the pastor said, “Mrs. Brown, excuse me for asking. It seems these dinner plates have not been washed yet. Are you sure these plates are clean?”
Mrs. Brown laughed and said, “They’re as clean as soap and water can get them.”
So with great reluctance, the pastor proceeded to eat his meal. To his great surprise, the food tasted quite delicious. After finishing his dinner, the pastor said, “Mrs. Brown, your food is quite excellent.”
Mrs. Brown smiled and said, “Thank you very much. Now please excuse me while I clear the dinner table of the dirty plates.”
After gathering the plates in a pile, Mrs. Brown carried this pile outdoors through the kitchen backdoor. Then the pastor heard Mrs. Brown shouting, “Yoohoo! Come Soap! Come Water!” This was followed by the sound of dogs barking.
This joke is filed under Funny Stories.
