Soap Opera Addict

Hello! Sorry, I can’t come take your call right now. ALL MY CHILDREN are YOUNG AND RESTLESS, so I have to SEARCH FOR TOMORROW and today to find them.

I am praying that the GUIDING LIGHT will remind them that the DAYS OF OUR LIVES are growing short. They will wind up in GENERAL HOSPITAL with only ONE LIFE TO LIVE, even if I do think they are BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL, if they’re not careful.

And if they don’t straighten up, as sure AS THE WORLD TURNS, I’m going to put them in ANOTHER WORLD!

So leave a message at the beep, and I will call you as soon as I get back from PORT CHARLES.

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