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Loading ...One Sunday an elderly man tells his wife he is going to apply for Social Security. She tells him, “You can’t apply for benefits when you don’t even have a Social Security card!” He simply says, “Watch me.”
Monday morning he dresses and off to the Social Security office he goes.
When he returns, he says, “Well, I got it!”
She asks, “How in the world did you get Social Security?”
“I just opened up my shirt and showed them all my gray hairs and they gave it to me.”
She says, “Well you should have dropped your drawers — you could have gotten disability too!”
