Soft and Squishy!!
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Loading ...Police arrested Charles Brown, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbelton, in the pumpkin patch at 11:38 PM Friday.
Charles will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the county court house on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing the pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.
“You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was nobody around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn’t, he stated in the phone interview from the county jail.
Brown went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged “need”.
“I guess I was just really in to it, you know?” he commented with evident emberrassment.
In the process, Brown apparently fail to notice the Wimbleton Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
“It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure”, said officer Taylor. “I walked up (to Brown ) and he’s….. just working away at this pumpkin:.
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Brown. “I just went up and said, `Excuse me sir, do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin? ‘
He got real surprised as you’d expect and then looked me straight in the face and said, “A pumpkin? Damm…….is it midnight already?? “
