Some funny blonde jokes
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Q:How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A:Tell him a joke on Thursday.
Q:A blonde is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A:Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q:Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A:Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q:Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
A:They always forget the recipe.
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Dialogues
Blonde 1: Have you read Shakespeare?
Blonde 2: No, who wrote it?
Blonde: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Man: It’s 3:15
Blonde: (puzzled look on her face) You know it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.
Blonde 1: I can’t seem to get the door unlocked.
Blonde 2: Well, you better hurry up and try harder, it’s starting to rain and the top is down.
