Some things to consider….
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
ENDLESS LOVE: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
A company is judged by the president it keeps.
The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
Windows 98 …… a 64-bit file system patch on a 32- bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company, that can’t stand 1-bit of competition.