Some things you just can’t explain
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Loading ...A farmer is sitting in a bar getting drunk.
The bartender walks up to him and says, “You know, I’ve seen some pretty sad faces in my time but yours takes the cake.”
“Some things you just cant explain.” replied the farmer.
“Tell me about it.” said the bartender.
“Well,” the farmer began, “this morning I was out milking the cow. Just as the bucket was getting full, the cow knocked it over with her right leg.”
“Knocked the bucket over?” asked the bartender. “Well that doesn’t seem too bad.”
“Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So then what happened?”
“Well,” continued the farmer, “I tied her right leg to the post, sat down and started milking her again. Then, just as the bucket was getting full, she knocked the bucket over with her left leg.”
“Her left leg?” the bartender said skeptically.
“Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So then what happened?”
“Well,” continued the farmer, “I tied her left leg to the post, sat down and started milking her again. Well, just as the bucket was getting full, she knocked the bucket over with her tail.”
“Her tail?” the bartender said incredulously.
“Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So then what happened?”
“Well, I was all out of rope so I used my belt to tie her tail to the rafter. Unfortunately, with my belt off, my pants fell down around my ankles. Just then, my wife walked into the barn”