Somebody’s Gonna Get It!
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Loading ...Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He would shout out all kinds of obscenities, always leading off with “Somebody’s gonna get it tonight! Somebody’s gonna get it tonight!”
In desperation, Marilyn went to her local pet shop and explained her parrot problem to the pet shop proprietor.
“What you need,” he said, “is a female parrot too. I don’t have one on hand but I’ll order one. Meanwhile, you could borrow this female owl until the female parrot arrives.”
Marilyn took the owl home and put it near her parrot. It was immediatly obvious that the parrot didn’t care for the owl. He glared at it.
That night, Marilyn wasn’t her usual nervous self as she opened the door to bring her gentleman friend in for a nightcap. hen suddenly she heard the parrot screech and she knew that he hadn’t changed.
“Somebody’s gonna get it tonight! Somebody’s gonna get it tonight!” the parrot said.
The owl said, “Whoooo? Whoooo?”
And the parrot said, “Not you, you big-eyed son-of-a-bitch!!!”