Someone is Going to Die!
A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife.
As the clerk was putting on the finishing touches on bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
“I’m sorry,” the clerk said. “This man just ordered our last bunch.”
The desperate customer turned to the other man and begged, “May I please have those roses?”
“What happened?” the first man asked. “Did you forget your wedding anniversary?”
“It’s worse than that,” confided the second man, “I crashed
my wife’s computer hard drive.”