Son of a Beech

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

As the sprout grows into a young sapling, the two trees began to wonder which of them the small tree would take after.

Then one day a woodpecker lands in the sapling.

The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies:

“It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.”

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