Sore Testicles
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Loading ...There was a midget who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend suggested that he go to the doctor and see what he could do to relieve the problem.
The midget took his advice and went to the doctor. The doctor told him to drop his pants, and he would have a look. The midget did this, and the doctor put him up onto the examining table and proceeded to look for the trouble.
The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to cough, which he did. “Ah!” mumbled the doc, putting his finger under the right one and asking him to cough again. When he did, the doctor said, “Ahhh!”
He then reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, on the right side. Snip, snip, snip on the left side. When he finished, he told the midget to pull up his pants to see if he still had the problem.
The midget was delighted as he walked around the doc’s office, and his testicles were not aching. “What did you do, Doc?” he asked.
The doc replied, “I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots.”
