Sour puss
A woman walks into a confession booth and says, “Forgive me Father for I have sined.”
“Whatever troubles you child?” said the Priest.
The woman answered, “Last night, my boyfriend came over and we made passionate love five times.”
The Priest thought for a moment, then replied, “Go home and suck the juice from five sour lemons.”
“Then will I be forgiven?” asked the women.
“No,” replied the Priest, “but it will take that big smile off your face.”