Sour puss

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A woman walks into a confession booth and says, “Forgive me Father for I have sined.”

“Whatever troubles you child?” said the Priest.

The woman answered, “Last night, my boyfriend came over and we made passionate love five times.”

The Priest thought for a moment, then replied, “Go home and suck the juice from five sour lemons.”

“Then will I be forgiven?” asked the women.

“No,” replied the Priest, “but it will take that big smile off your face.”