Space,the moon,and the sun

It is the year 1998.The US, Russia and Poland were at a huge international space meeting in Moscow.

The US gets up on the stage, so they tell about their space program. “We have accomplished alot in space technology,we have had men on the moon,we have sent up many satellites.”
They go on about the program for about 30 minutes.

Then it’s Russia’s turn,so they get up there and tell about their program. “Well, we have sent men to the moon and created the mir space station and sent up satellites also.”
They go on for about 20 minutes.

Then the polish speaker gets up there and says, “We don’t have a space program yet, but very soon we will be setting a record.” He pauses for a moment, then continues, “We are going to be the first country to send a man to the SUN!”

Everybody starts laughing and then a US astronaut points out, “You can’t send a man to the sun, he would burn up.”

So the Polish speaker looks over and says, “We’ve got that figured out.” He pauses for a moment, “We are going to send him at night.”

This joke is filed under Religious.