Spare Keys

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One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.

“If I take them out of the car I lose them,” she reasoned.

“Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?” the husband countered.

“Oh that’s okay,” the wife chirped happily, “I keep a spare key in the glove box!”

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